HOSPITALS are treating a flood of agonised men for fractured TODGERS due to a bizarre sex craze.

*heh,fractured todgers* picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

Amazon removed the sales ranking from several books about gay dating and homosexual lifestyle for being "adult" material, but kept the ranking on things like vibrators and anal plugs.

*Amazon fail* picked by cmgoings 8 months ago

an 11-year-old girl charged with three counts of rape.

ZANESVILLE picked by trushafty38 8 months ago

Whether it's penis size, papillomavirus risk, or profligate pregnancies, it's good to know the numbers. Check out these stats to see if you are well within the sexual mean — or if you're off the charts.Relax, guys. No matter what those, ahem, movies might suggest, in the United States, the average erect penis is five to seven inches long, and four to six inches in circumference.*six inches i... read full post picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

A woman on a forum discuss how she "helps" her son "OUT" **SPURT** if you know what i mean.

**SFW BC NO NASTY PICS picked by trushafty38 8 months ago

The judge watched the unedited tape in chambers and took testimony before his decision. picked by kakana 8 months ago

Mark Ballas' unwieldy boner is coming after 17-year-old Shawn Johnson after she's had a rough week with a deranged stalker. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Looking to spice up your love life? Try this. Light a fire, get some tumblers, and then mix up 2 parts Hennessy, one part Lovage. Once you’re nice and cozy, tell her softly that you want her to spray silver nanoparticle foam in her hoo-hah. picked by suebe 8 months ago

Berlei brand manager Jane Edser said the company's range of bra styles, available in DD-plus, had, increased since 2005 from 75 per cent to 83 per cent, to cater for the growing market. picked by kakana 8 months ago

Researchers at the University of Westminster have used a simple and convenient method for screening female commercial sex workers (CSW) for sexually transmitted infections (STIs) without the need for them to attend clinics. The women were given tampons that they could use to collect their own samples and post them to the laboratory. picked by suebe 8 months ago

“Whenever I made love to my wife, it felt like the first time. It was great.”-- Until he fractured his penis. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Being funny apparently makes men seem more intelligent, trustworthy - and a better bet for a relationship. For a man that doesn't look like Brad Pitt, it gives them a bit of hope. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Can two people have sex and still remain "just friends?" A recent study found that 60 percent of college students have been in a "friends with benefits" relationship, but that the possibility for romantic feelings — and a lack of communication — can complicate such an arrangement.

*I need more friends* picked by kakana 8 months ago

In Stuttgard, Germany a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a sitution where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Research Shows S&M Activities, Though Stressful At First, May Bring Couples Closer.

*spank my monkey* picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Three people including two teenagers in the coastal town of Newport are accused of “sexting” and it could put them behind bars.

(a lot of the other cases that have been popping up are debatable, but these people absolutely deserve jail time) picked by muppet 8 months ago

Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with. picked by iamamaniac 8 months ago

Senate Bill 368, sponsored by Sen. Bob Coffin, D-Las Vegas, would impose an excise tax of $5 a day on anyone that uses the services of a prostitute, legal or illegal.

*From the "this is ridiculous" file* picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

A federal judge in Brooklyn said the Food and Drug Administration must give 17-year-olds over-the-counter access to morning-after pill Plan B. picked by suebe 8 months ago

Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

*This is dedicated to Kenny* picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

For those men who aren't lucky enough to learn about sex from their math teacher when they are 14 mistakes are commonly made. Here are a few of them. picked by bernardblack 8 months ago

At least 3 percent of District residents have HIV or AIDS, a total that far surpasses the 1 percent threshold that constitutes a "generalized and severe" epidemic, picked by muppet 8 months ago

Apparently changing his mind after saying the opposite last year, Eggs Benedict declared that condoms are not fixing the AIDS problem, but are actually making it worse. picked by chinook 8 months ago

Will Reggie the circus monkey choose love over freedom? picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

"Mommy, what's a condom?" picked by suebe 9 months ago