So, Im curious, as I traveled over the states a few times here and there over the past year, I have discovered that different parts of the country have different wang sheaths.

So, what funny condoms have you stumbled upon?

While I cant find some of the hillariously cool condom packets I found in shops like Condom Kingdom, I will suggest that anyone who enjoys sex in the least take a moment and buy one of these:


They are only a couple of bucks, and if you pay like 4 bucks more you can get the reusable one. Rise, Wash, Enjoy, Repeat.

Your female counterpart will thank you 100 times over. You have no idea.

Any fun condom stories, suggestions, celebrations, and what not-ery...

So, when I was in college, I was taking a composition class. My final project was to make an argument across several different types of media. My argument was for complete sex ed in the schools, and one of my media was a classic condom/banana presentation.

The project was due Thursday of finals week. I had finished all my other finals on Wednesday morning and was preparing for this composition one. I walking into the 7-11 by campus and purchase a single pack of condoms.

The greasy-haired clerk gives me a knowing look and laughs "Celebrating the end of finals?"

To which I replied "Nope, these are for my last one." I paid and left before I realized what I said. I still avoid that 7-11 to this day.

serendipity /ˌsɛrənˈdɪpɪti/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ser-uhn-dip-i-tee]
–noun
1. an aptitude for making desirable discoveries by accident.
2. good fortune; luck: the serendipity of getting the first job she applied for.

I dl'd this video last week sometime and didn't really know why. It just kind of sat on my desktop waiting for destiny. This morning I casually breeze through the forums to find this thread.

Too big for a condom?

I'd like to see that person shake the bottle of coke....then open it with the condom still in place....maybe with some mentos.

I want my daughter to see this.

Also, I'll bet nobody else wanted any of that coke after the video. :^)

Well, all I have to say is, whoever made this video obviously hasn't met DEP.

Rubber? I hardly know her!

/mandatory

When we were on Condoms...


I used to prefer Trojan twisted pleasures, which WERE a contour condom with a twisted tip in a plastic wrapper. However....Trojan redesigned them without telling anyone. The new ones are in a paper/foil wrapper, and are a bag...a total feeling-less bag. My second fav are lifestyle triple pleasure (in a purple plastic wrapper) a nice, contoured, thin sheath. Nobody LIKES condoms, but there are definitely some products that are better than others. The screaming "O" vibrating ring was only received with mild amusement by my wife, it wasn't anything game changing.

I have participated in this college dorm competition about 20 years ago: who can load more water in a Japanese condom (said to be smaller than the regular). The winner loaded it with more than 5 gallons without bursting it.

According to some, named after The Earl of Condom.

For a short time there were condoms in the UK marketed under the brand name Jiffy. I don't think they are in anyway related to these - the UK Jiffy logo was neon yellow and balloon like.

The reason why they failed was perhaps that they developed a reputation for being unreliable and splitting very easily, but personally I think that the advertising slogan of "Real men come in a Jiffy" was their biggest problem.

So far as I know they had nothing to do with these people.

k so we are on the right track to birth control....now if only we can find a way to ultimate birth control..... making semen taste like chocolate....

There are so many type out there its unbelievable....even 50 cent has his own condom now lol.

I sense great disturbance in the force:

Are you suggesting a...


...Bacondom?

That's genius.

I dunno. I think this may be one time when you don't want it be smelling bacon.

Not for him... for the ladies...

Imagine It has a FLAVOUR!

or I had no idea Pock was THAT flexible...

I got that. I still say sometimes bacon might not be the best choice.

HERETIC!

*points*

I mean...you BITE bacon.

Mixed message, that.

I know, I was hesitant to say it, really.

But I think in this one instance, chocolate just might trump bacon.