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Songs NOT to have sex by
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37
 suckersk...
5 months ago
This thread is a spin-off.
Please explain your submissions.

I'll start with these:

  • Mancini's "Baby Elephant Walk": Despite the seemingly casual theme and pace, it will leave you strangely unsatisfied.
  • Blur's "Song 2" is simply too short. Maybe good for an elevator adventure, but have you tried sharing a set of iPod headphones during sex?
  • Finally, and contrary to popular belief, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody". It's just getting awkward towards the end.
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    43
    		 maven
    5 months ago
    I'm a Little Tea Pot

    No explanation needed.
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    33
    		 Doggyliv...
    5 months ago
    Devil Glitch by Chris Butler

    It's just too short

    Also

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH-XDFizCeI&amp;feature=related' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



    Really hard to keep up with the beat

    And this one apparently "Kills the mood" *eye rolls*

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NvntVb0Q_o' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 pocksuck...
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 thirdeye
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9m1Ysa2Zfs&amp;feature=related' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>


    Maybe once it would be a good idea to try but definitely not very often.
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    42
    		 Moe
    5 months ago
    Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts are for Assholes
    Not much explanation required I think...just listen to it once.

    Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - The 1812 Overture
    Because you know you can't deliver like those cannons; you may as well not even try - it will all end in tears.

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-4SRvGUtn8' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 sputum
    5 months ago
    Well, for me anyway...

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRTu5I2loY' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 suckersk...
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBnkJQWe0JQ' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



    I can't really put my finger on it.
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    11
    		 ftfd09
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p? <div style='display:block;width:250px;text-overflow:clip;overflow:hidden;word-wrap:break-word;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_m4OVXO56w" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_m4OVXO56w</a></div> ' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>


    Ouch!!
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    18
    		 soreen
    5 months ago
    « suckersklub : i like to move it video

    I can't really put my finger on it.
    Youd fail harder by trying the zig + zag cover... seriously. unfortunately I could not locate on youtube.. I shall keep looking.

    I did, however, find this....

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>


    It might just be a euphemism.

    and was also thinking of this.

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGuL5d8nRY' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



    But I realize that, in hindsight, it might just work for certain couples; Personally I'd be too busy singing along.
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    		 pocksuck...
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba5GW9DjHxE' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



    Yeah. That guy makes it even creepier.
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    22
    		 arsphidi...
    5 months ago
    Amazing grace

    It's a small world
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    		 xvbones
    5 months ago
    Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.

    It sounds like it'd make for an especially epic encounter, but the reality is Wagner's peon to sturm, drang and fat armored women flying winged horses is genuinely far too full of itself to make room for its listeners, regardless of their relative states of arousal or undress.
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    		 sputum
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 sputum
    5 months ago
    No sense calling attention to it...

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvdMtamUTM4' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 gammerus
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzz_adTowDA' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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    		 xvbones
    5 months ago

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



    ...nsfw...
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    		 maven
    5 months ago
    « xvbones : 

    ...nsfw genitalia video...
    That shouldn't be watched with someone of the other gender in the same room with you, just on the off hand chance that you might want to have sex with them much later, after a full brain bleaching.
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    23
    		 Subobisi...
    5 months ago
    Hamster Dance

    Gummi Bear Song

    Nimrod from Enigma Varitions
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    6
    		 xvbones
    5 months ago
    « Subobisis : Hamster Dance
    ...i've had sex to this song.
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    		 muppet
    5 months ago
    i'm gonna have to go with:

    <a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jup5G0meTm4' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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