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Redneck Mudhole Water Skiing Posted: 2 months ago by Browntrout
Git er done!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 191 [+].
71 Year Old Grandmother murders her grandson to keep him from growing up in a broken home. Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
She came all the way from Germany to put the Florida 5 year old out of his "misery" (I hope she gets a chance to see how the death sentence works here in the U.S.).
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 430 [+].
Free funeral if you die in a DUI on New Years Eve Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
If you plan to drink and drive on New Year's Eve. You can now sign an agreement, and qualify for a free burial!
* Offer valid only in North Georgia
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 333 [+].
Prison guard able to guard prisoners with her eyes closed! Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
A corrections officer is seen dozing while an amused inmate stands by to pose for the camera.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 390 [+].
China unveils fastest train in the world Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
The train will run between the cities of Guangzhou and Wuhan reducing what was a 10 1/2 hour trip to just 3 hours.
Upside: It can go 217 MPH (350 KPH)
Downside: It was not made by the United States
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 414 [+].
Ronnie Dobbs - Redneck Superhero Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Never underestimate the power of the mullet!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 85 [+].
You're under arrest for not stopping to enjoy Christmas! Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Not exactly what it sounds like... actually a pretty neat thing to do!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 433 [+].
Space Shuttle Destroyed in Orbit Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
This guy "specializes" in high quality hoax videos. While we all know this one isn't true, it is VERY realistic! It has a bit of a BSG feel to it.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 150 [+].
Tilt Shift Video! Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Tilt Shift Video - a very cool video photography method in which you intentially blur the field of vision on a real life scene to give the impression that it is a stop action miniature.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 141 [+].
Gulls over Sanibel Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Gulls over Florida's Sanibel Island
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 336 [+].
New York woman given probation for smuggling monkey parts Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
She claims the boxes of skulls, limbs and torsos of monkeys and baboons are for religious use only. What's a woman to do... when you have ELEVEN kids, everyone has their favorite monkey parts.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 160 [+].
Remembering the Bhopal Tragedy Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
In a Nov. 20, 2009 photograph, a physiotherapist holds the leg of a seven year old child at a clinic run by a non-governmental organization to cater to victims of the gas tragedy in Bhopal, India. (click pic for more)
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 310 [+].
13 Year Old racks up nearly $22,000.00 on Dad's cell phone account Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
I find myself coming down on both sides of this issue... how have you Plimers with teenage cell phone users handled this??
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 405 [+].
Kitten stow away takes 120 mile trip tucked up above the wheels of an SUV Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
"LOL Cat" becomes "Wheel Well Cat". Next time you are on a long road trip and can't figure out where that nagging "meow" sound is coming from - check your wheel wells!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 304 [+].
UPS Driver finds $5200 on side of road - delivers it without a tracking number! Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
In the "good karma" category - a UPS driver found a sack of money along his route. Instead of taking the money... he took the time - to deliver it to the bank.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 592 [+].
Bighorn sheep on the Butte Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Bighorn sheep on Haystack Butte in Glacier National Park. Click image for more park pics.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 248 [+].
Drunken Man Urinates on Sheboygan Officer from back seat of squad car Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
In an impressive demonstration of precision aim, a drunken Wisconson man managed to piss through the seat divider in a squad car and hit the back of the arresting officer's head. If you can do that, why can't you walk a straight line?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 370 [+].
Hitler would be a welcome neighbor here! Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Angry "old" neighbors have pushed one Florida resident so far that she spray paints Hitler reference over the side of her home. I'm guessing that will be another violation of the homeowner's association agreement.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 188 [+].
How do you say "my tongue is stuck to a pole" Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
...when your tongue is stuck to a pole? When it's -2 degrees outside, licking a metal post is probably not a good idea (but you know you've thought about doing it).
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 329 [+].
Florida Court Paying Makeup Artist to Conceal Neo Nazi Tattoos During Trial Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
The defense says he can't get a fair trial with his barbed wire, profanity, and swastika tattoos so the taxpayers are picking up the tab to have a makeup artist conceal the tats each day before trial.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 636 [+].
Man injects sleeping wife with his HIV tainted blood - so she wouldn't leave him Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
"I wanted her to be just like me" - Does HIV impair your logic and morals? Apparently so...
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 697 [+].
If you're not the lead bull - the view never changes. Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
On his way to Tulsa... cause it's a long long way to walk!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 226 [+].
American Airlines redefines the term "Wide Body" Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
An American Airlines flight attendant snapped a pic of an obese passenger squeezed into an economy class seat to illustrate the "growing" problem they're facing with obese passengers. I don't think the drink cart is gonna make it through that aisle!
Comments: 48 Score: [-] 849 [+].
Sin City Nixes "Strippers on a Truck" Advertising Campaign Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
"It's clearly a distraction, somebody's going to turn their head to look at some girl flipping upside-down and spinning on a pole, and take their eyes off the road and could swerve and pop up the sidewalk and plow into a bunch of tourists that are walking along."
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 281 [+].
Do it for the Pee Bale! Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
If you are a guy, it's now OK to take a whiz in the backyard. If you're a woman - not so much. Come one... come all. Activate the composting process and have a little fun while you are at it.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 315 [+].