Entitled to market athletic apparel with the pitch "Does this [article of clothing] make my butt look fast?" has erupted into a federal case, filed last week in San Francisco. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

A lady spent almost $6000 on butt implants (huh?), but now it hurts, and this reporter cracks under the pressure of having to speak articulately while watching a lady poke at her own fake ass. Gives new meaning to “junk in the trunk." picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

Two Canadian boys, one 10 and the other 15, found you can't get on a plane when your name is Alistair Butt -- and it's on an official no-fly list. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Worried that new pair of high-fashion jeans may just make your butt look fat? Now shoppers in one upscale Scottsdale store can check it out for themselves before someone else makes the observation -- using the Butt Cam, a camera positioned just so that's connected to a video screen on a dressing room wall. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Here the law is braindead, not the criminal.
Wal*Mart employee takes a snapshop of a shopper's clothed butt. Gets charged with a felony and possibly 2 years jail time. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

According to Jacqueline Stallone, a foremost American rumpologist, rump reading is an art that was practiced in ancient Babylon, India, Greece, and Rome. She claims that the ancient Greeks thought the butt was the key to health and fidelity. She says the Romans used butt prints the way some people use graphology today to determine potential talents and future success. picked by Maiden 3 years ago

Win the war against MONKEY BUTT! picked by restlesschicken 1 year ago

A Magic Bench! picked by MuppetmakeR 2 years ago

The Butt Butt has the advantage of being both a practical rainwater collection container and a fun eye catching feature in any garden. The Butt Butt is available in three colours and is fitted with a tap. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Because everything's funnier. In The Butt. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

That's right, the South Park episode where they discover how to eat with their butts and poop out their mouths. Seems to fit the opposite day theme and my personal poop thing at the same time! Boy did you guys luck out!

(Sometimes this site takes a bit of time to load, so open it and do something else. You'll hear the music starting when it's time to watch.) picked by donteatpoop 2 years ago

IQ drops 15 points after the procedure. Hehehe just kidding (but of course!). Anyway you can read all about the President's colon and it's former squatters at this link. There is even a video! Oh yea, Cheney was leader of the free world during the whole deal as well. picked by Moe 2 years ago

.....when it barks anyway. picked by Tocayo 11 months ago

Could be permanently marked as sex offenders. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

One would think he would try to smuggle crack there. picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

How well do you know your anatomy? picked by donteatpoop 3 years ago

What to do with your butt, breasts and more picked by deepcleanfun 1 year ago

A major decline in the proportion of Canadians suffering hip fractures may be partly due to people weighing more and having bigger buttocks.

*too much beer, eh* picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Five months after two women were hospitalized with serious injuries from illegal silicone injections they thought would enhance their rear ends, Sharhonda Lindsay has admitted to giving the shots. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

Such a lovely, lovely song.

::brainworm warning:: picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago