Are Hand Jobs Over? NSFW : Low Bandwidth Version

Are Hand Jobs Over? NSFW Posted: 9 months ago by suebe
It seems, in many peoples' sex lives, that the hand job is to a CD Walkman what the blow job is to an iPod. It was great when you were in junior high, but then something new came around and you sort of forgot about it.
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Posted: 9 months ago by roarkmeister:
I think you mean, hand jobs are to blow jobs what walkmen are to ipods.
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Posted: 9 months ago by bornbad:
« roarkmeister : I think you mean, hand jobs are to blow jobs what walkmen are to ipods.
Or, blowjobs are the new black.
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Posted: 9 months ago by BrownTrout:
No handjobs?? That's like playing baseball with only 1 base.
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Posted: 9 months ago by ragingherpes:
Hand jobs are only fun when she has leprosy.
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Posted: 9 months ago by Doggylives:
« ragingherpes : Hand jobs are only fun when she has Parkinsons.
Corrected
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Posted: 9 months ago by sykeo56:
Don't hate on the hand job. Hand jobs are f**kin' awesome! Don't get me wrong - 9.5 times out of 10 I prefer a good blow job, but hand jobs definitely have an irreplaceable place in the world.

A world without hand jobs is a world I don't want any part of.
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Posted: 9 months ago by sykeo56:

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Posted: 9 months ago by IcePigs:
I've never said no to a hand job....

And for any of you women who need practice, I do give lessons...
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Posted: 9 months ago by muppetmaker:
I love HJs.

Sometimes I prefer them to anything else.
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Posted: 9 months ago by Doggylives:
Wankers
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Posted: 9 months ago by tubs:
My friend George had a hand job until he was pushed onto a hot iron...
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Posted: 9 months ago by zhakhmir:
no they are not over, their are just to many.....uneducated strokers out there so a great deal of handjobs just don't live up to what we can do ourselves. I on the other hand gave my buddy chris an amazing one 2 days ago :)
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Posted: 9 months ago by pocksucket:

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